Who is

MAD CHONK?

Don't worry about the rumors about me getting arrested.

I’m here to spread the Word of Chonk, the world needs to know about the brown crack, the holy fragrant beans of life.

I am Mad Chonk. I am HIM.

Sup

Why am I raising funds?

I’m building an army of caffeine addicts, the Army of Chonkas, and together, we will unlock the 25th hour!

You’ll be getting:

01 A BEAN Dealer

02 A LIFELONG Friend

03 An EVERLASTING Mentor

04 An IMMORTAL Leader

05 An ETERNAL Reminder

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The word of Chonk

“My favorite coffee is the one that makes me ascend”

“Your pacifier is a fashion crime, mine is a fashion statement.”

“I will grant my Chonkas perpetual access to my beans.”

“Brew wisely, pour generously and sip euphorically.”

I am him.