Who is
MAD CHONK?
Don't worry about the rumors about me getting arrested.
I’m here to spread the Word of Chonk, the world needs to know about the brown crack, the holy fragrant beans of life.
I am Mad Chonk. I am HIM.
Sup
Why am I raising funds?
I’m building an army of caffeine addicts, the Army of Chonkas, and together, we will unlock the 25th hour!
You’ll be getting:
01A BEAN Dealer
02A LIFELONG Friend
03An EVERLASTING Mentor
04An IMMORTAL Leader
05An ETERNAL Reminder
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Death to paper straws! The guilty will not be spared.
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The word of Chonk
“My favorite coffee is the one that makes me ascend.”
“Your pacifier is a fashion crime, mine is a fashion statement.”
“I will grant my Chonkas perpetual access to my beans.”
“Brew wisely, pour generously and sip euphorically.”
